HASSAN YOUNUS

⚽ PENALTY SHOOTOUT vs THE KEEPER-BOT 3000

5 penalties. Pick a corner. Beat the robot. Become the 🐐. Two players? Flip it to 1v1 and take turns shooting and saving.

💡 Tip: the Keeper-Bot has a slight bias toward the middle. Or does it? Nobody's cracked the algorithm. Yet.

Pick a corner and shoot, legend!

😈 WHACK-A-BROTHER

He pops up. You bonk him. 30 seconds of pure justice. 🔨 Watch for 🌟 GOLDEN brother (+3) and 💣 BOMB brother (avoid, -2)!

💡 Tip: chain 5 bonks in a row for a x2 combo, 10 in a row for x3. The brother regrets everything.

🧠 MEMORY MATCH: LEGEND EDITION

Flip cards, find all 6 pairs, prove the big brain. Fewest moves = galaxy brain. 🌌

💡 Tip: under 10 moves unlocks a secret "Sharp Mind" trophy. Hassan has never done it. You probably can.

⚡ KEEPER REFLEX TEST

Press START, wait for GREEN, tap the pad as fast as humanly possible. Under 250ms = keeper material. 🧤

💡 Tip: tap too early and you're disqualified for false-starting. Patience is also a skill, apparently.

🕷️ WEB-SWING: NEW YORK RUSH

HOLD to fire a web at the nearest rooftop point and swing. RELEASE to launch yourself. Chain swings to build up speed and see how far across the city you can travel — whatever you do, don't hit the street.

💡 Tip: releasing off a web gives you a speed BOOST, so chain hold → let go → hold again to fly further. Just grab the next rooftop point before you fall! On a keyboard, hold SPACE instead of the screen.

🧩 HASSAN'S TRIVIA QUIZ

6 questions per round, shuffled from a bank of nearly 60 across six topics — football, gaming, science, animals, world and legend. Every answer unlocks a real “did you know?” fact, so even a wrong guess leaves you smarter.

💡 Answer fast for bonus points, chain correct answers for a multiplier, and spend 💡 50/50 once a round to bin two wrong options. 6/6 with no lifeline earns the Unassisted Genius trophy. 🎓

🎲 a fresh shuffle every round

Test that big brain. 🧠

🟥 ROBLOX OBBY: NOOB ESCAPE

A proper obby this time: run, jump and climb a 6-stage course of platforms, spinning killbricks, sliding blocks and crumbling floors. Reach the 🏁 finish without dropping into the void.

💡 Tip: touch the 🚩 flag pads to save your checkpoint (every stage starts on one), grab the 🪙 coins for free XP, and watch the red bars — a killbrick kills you, a void kills you, and Hassan's excuse for both is "lag". Keyboard: ←/→ run, SPACE jump (tap to jump low, hold for the full arc).

🟩 MINECRAFT MINI-BUILDER (unofficial, obviously)

Tap or drag to place blocks. Pour lava next to water for a surprise. Place TNT. Press the red button. Watch the blast radius. Thank us later. 💥

💡 Tip: Hassan's actual base is 90% dirt, 10% regret. This one's slightly more organized.

🔮 Secret combo: place lava directly next to water — it hardens into obsidian. Science-ish.

Build the dirt mansion of your dreams. 🏠

🔊 SIUU SAYS

Watch the pads light up, listen to the SIUU tones, then repeat the pattern. Every round adds one more step. Your brain vs your own brain.

💡 Tip: the pattern never gets shorter. 5 steps earns a trophy, 10 steps earns you a reputation.